Help Stop Uwe Boll From Making Movies

[Cavadus]

[quote]Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures

Posted on Sunday, April 6th, 2008 at 11:29 am by: Peter Sciretta (http://www.slashfilm.com/author/admin/)


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Ladies and Gentleman, we finally have a chance to rid the cinematic world of a cancer. Uwe Boll, the German director behind such horrid video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has recently admitted that he would retire from making movies if enough people want him to stop. When FearNet (http://www.fearnet.com/MCNewsDetailPage.aspx?catid=30&mid=13788) mentioned to Boll a petition online signed by 18,000 people requesting that he cease making films, Boll responded that

[Kolya]

Signed!

But I think I'd rather see a petition where everyone donates a dollar until a professional hitman picks up the contract and kills him instead.

[Washburne]

In an interview on G4's Attack of the Show, Uwe Boll said he wouldn't stop making movies even if the list reaches 1 mill signatures. He questioned the validity of the list claiming that many people signed multiple time thus negating his promise to quit making movies.

Wash

[Pymamin]

Can we just ignore Uwe Boll now?

[Cavadus]

What a nancy. It's up to 200k. Hopefully if it sits around long enough it'll hit over a million. He is right though. I signed it like five times.

[Kolya]

I still think it'd be easier just to raise money to off him.